The name is James. I'm simple kid with an awesome Afro(as you can CLEARLY see). Extremely sarcastic. I also bleed Purple and Gold til the day I die. Any questions, don't be afraid to ask xD

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Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

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Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

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anya333:

When I was little me and my friends used to make paper flip phones in class and this made me tear up a little

HOW DO YOU DO THAT

makochantachibanana:

anya333:

When I was little me and my friends used to make paper flip phones in class and this made me tear up a little

HOW DO YOU DO THAT

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bryantpls:

let’s make the greatest comeback of all time

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iamsuchabeautifuldisaster asked:

you know the deal. lol.

1) Sexuality?
•I like vagina and want it as much as possible.

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
•Kobe Bryant.

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
•No book.

4) What do you think about most?
•Money.

5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
•”are you doing the survey?”

6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
•Depends of my mood.

7) What’s your strangest talent?
•I dont know.

8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)
•Girls…challenge me.
Guys…make stupid decisions.

9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
•Probably.

10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
•Two days ago?

11) Do you have any strange phobias?
•I ain’t scared of shit!!

12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
•Pencils

13) What’s your religion?
•I don’t really know.

14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
•Enjoying the stars.

15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
•Behind.

16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
•Linkin Park.

17) What was the last lie you told?
•”it’s ok you can’t come”.

18) Do you believe in karma?
•Sure.

19) What does your URL mean?
•I’m a king!!!!

20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
•A pretty smile; weakness
Mental will; strength

21) Who is your celebrity crush?
•Jessica Alba.

22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
•Is the sky blue?

23) How do you vent your anger?
•I don’t.

24) Do you have a collection of anything?
•Miami Ink shirts.

25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
•Video chat.

26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
•I’m awesome.

27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?
•Hate; sigh of defeat
Love; microwave beeping

28) What’s your biggest “what if”?
•What if…I had kids now?

29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
•Sure and sure.

30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
•Wall; right
Subwoofer; left

31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
•Sweat.

32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?
•The hood.

33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
•West

34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
•To me?…Demi….dear god!

35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
•Doing what you want and living with it.

36) Define Art.
•Beauty.

37) Do you believe in luck?
•Hell yea.

38) What’s the weather like right now?
•Calm.

39) What time is it?
•1:58 AM

40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
•Yes and no.

41) What was the last book you read?
•Don’t remember.

42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
•Love it.

43) Do you have any nicknames?
•JT.

44) What was the last movie you saw?
•The Purge: Anarchy.

45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
•Torn meniscus.

46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
•No

47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
•Air.

48) What’s your sexual orientation?
•Arrow straight.

49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
•Probably.

50) Do you believe in magic?
•Ooooo where’d the bunny go?

51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
•Yuuuuup.

52) What is your astrological sign?
•Libra

53) Do you save money or spend it?
•Both.

54) What’s the last thing you purchased?
•Gas.

55) Love or lust?
•Lust is cool.

56) In a relationship?
•Am not.

57) How many relationships have you had?
•3 or 4

58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
•No.

59) Where were you yesterday?
•Home.

60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
•No

61) Are you wearing socks right now?
•No

62) What’s your favorite animal?
•Cheetah.

63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
•I wish I had one!

64) Where is your best friend?
•At home.

65) Spit or swallow?(;
•I don’t do that.

66) What is your heritage?
•Black?

67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
•Sleeping.

68) What do you think is Satan’s last name?
•Lancaster

69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
•Yeeeea

70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
•Yea, I’m awesome.

71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
•There are more jobs out there…

72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
•Nah
Just chill out
Nope, we all die. It’ll just be a lot earlier than expected.

73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
•Trust.

74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
•Happy

75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
•7559

76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
•Trust and understanding.

77) How can I win your heart?
•Be you.

78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
•Sure

79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
•Moving out.

80) What size shoes do you wear?
•15

81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
•Beast ass nigga.

82) What is your favorite word?
•Jerk

83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
•Broken.

84) What is a saying you say a lot?
•Damn it

85) What’s the last song you listened to?
•I don’t remember.

86) Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors?
•Black.

87) What is your current desktop picture?
•Lakers!!!

88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
•Don’t have anyone.

89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
•What’s on your mind?

90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
•Tell them to keep it down. I gotta work in the morning.

91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
•Flash powers

92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
•I like the past in the past.

93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
•Nothing. What would I be without that experience?

94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
•Demi…duh.

95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
•Los Angeles.

96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
•Yes

97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
•I dont know

98) Ever been on a plane?
•Nope

99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
•IM SINGLE!!!!

iamsuchabeautifuldisaster:

  • 1) Sexuality?
  • 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
  • 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
  • 4) What do you think about most?
  • 5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
  • 6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
  • 7) What’s your strangest talent?
  • 8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)
  • 9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
  • 10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
  • 11) Do you have any strange phobias?
  • 12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
  • 13) What’s your religion?
  • 14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
  • 15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
  • 16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
  • 17) What was the last lie you told?
  • 18) Do you believe in karma?
  • 19) What does your URL mean?
  • 20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
  • 21) Who is your celebrity crush?
  • 22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
  • 23) How do you vent your anger?
  • 24) Do you have a collection of anything?
  • 25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
  • 26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
  • 27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?
  • 28) What’s your biggest “what if”?
  • 29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
  • 30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
  • 31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
  • 32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?
  • 33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
  • 34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
  • 35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
  • 36) Define Art.
  • 37) Do you believe in luck?
  • 38) What’s the weather like right now?
  • 39) What time is it?
  • 40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
  • 41) What was the last book you read?
  • 42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
  • 43) Do you have any nicknames?
  • 44) What was the last movie you saw?
  • 45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
  • 46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
  • 47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
  • 48) What’s your sexual orientation?
  • 49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
  • 50) Do you believe in magic?
  • 51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
  • 52) What is your astrological sign?
  • 53) Do you save money or spend it?
  • 54) What’s the last thing you purchased?
  • 55) Love or lust?
  • 56) In a relationship?
  • 57) How many relationships have you had?
  • 58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
  • 59) Where were you yesterday?
  • 60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
  • 61) Are you wearing socks right now?
  • 62) What’s your favorite animal?
  • 63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
  • 64) Where is your best friend?
  • 65) Spit or swallow?(;
  • 66) What is your heritage?
  • 67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
  • 68) What do you think is Satan’s last name?
  • 69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
  • 70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
  • 71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
  • 72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
  • 73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
  • 74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
  • 75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
  • 76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
  • 77) How can I win your heart?
  • 78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
  • 79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
  • 80) What size shoes do you wear?
  • 81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
  • 82) What is your favorite word?
  • 83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
  • 84) What is a saying you say a lot?
  • 85) What’s the last song you listened to?
  • 86) Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors?
  • 87) What is your current desktop picture?
  • 88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
  • 89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
  • 90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
  • 91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
  • 92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
  • 93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
  • 94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
  • 95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
  • 96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
  • 97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
  • 98) Ever been on a plane?
  • 99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
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